I, being of clear mind and clouded lung,
do declare this my final disposition. I have no money to leave. The hospital has most of it. What I have is one hectare of arabica halfway up Bur Geureudong, a black kettle that has outlived two wives, and a method of brewing that took me forty years to ruin and four to fix.
If you have read to this clause, you are already named in it. Keep reading. The estate is small but exact.